it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
when people assume i’m straight
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said
"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"
And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter
I am laughing so hard djdnfnkfnf