I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

(Source: bricesander)


it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked


when people assume i’m straight


"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."
Kid in my lit class (via venchy)

(Source: melodiousgeekery)

"There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything"
Luna Adriana  (via lesscontrived)

(Source: silly-luv)


if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo



Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said

"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"

And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

I am laughing so hard djdnfnkfnf